Great Dane

The Great Dane is the "Apollo of Dogs"—a gentle giant who can weigh 100-175 pounds and stand over 30 inches tall, yet somehow believes they're a lap dog. Originally bred in Germany to hunt wild boar and guard estates, modern Great Danes are known more for their sweet, affectionate temperament than their hunting prowess. These massive dogs move through life with surprising grace, though their enthusiastic tail wags can clear coffee tables.

Great Danes are people-oriented homebodies who form deep bonds with their families and often develop separation anxiety if left alone too long. Despite their imposing size, they're generally gentle with children and other pets, though their sheer bulk means supervision is necessary. They need moderate daily exercise but aren't marathon runners—short walks and play sessions suit them fine. Their large size comes with shorter lifespans (7-10 years) and increased risk of health issues like bloat, heart disease, and joint problems.

If you have space for a small horse, can handle drool, and want a devoted gentle giant who thinks they're a lap dog, a Great Dane offers unmatched affection. Just prepare for enormous food bills, expensive vet care, and a dog who'll lean their entire weight against you while demanding cuddles. They're not suitable for small homes or those unable to manage a powerful, large dog.